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You have two choices: 1. Leave 2. Become dinner.
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You have two choices for dinner: Take it or Leave it.
Sinister organ music:) Hello, you have reached the Brown residence.
You now have two choices. Number one, you may leave a message....
1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room. 2: (Background
) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message....
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
Computer generated voices:) 1: I didn't expect an answering machine.
2: Nobody expects an answering machine. 1: Our chief use is to get your name....
Five rules for eternal misery: 1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality....
Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become eligible to leave a message!
(Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level!...
Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really needs is an idea.
Bum 1: Well, I'm licked. Bum 2: Me too. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...