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OYSTER, N. A Slimy, Gobby Shellfish Which Civilization Gives Men The Hardihood To Eat Without Removing Its Entrails!
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OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the
hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are
sometimes given to the poor.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Inventor, n. A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers, and springs, and believes it civilization.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
LOCK-AND-KEY, n. The distinguishing device of civilization and enlightenment.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music.
The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization....
PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language.
The least disagreeable form of dramatic action. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
TYPE, n. Pestilent bits of metal suspected of destroying civilization and enlightenment, despite their obvious agency in this incomparable dictionary.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary _quo_ given in exchange for a substantial _quid_.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Riot, n. A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...