OYSTER, N. A Slimy, Gobby Shellfish Which Civilization Gives Men The Hardihood To Eat Without Removing Its Entrails!

HomeFortune CookiesMiscellaneous Collections

OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the
hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are
sometimes given to the poor.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Related: