Parents: People Who Bear Infants, Bore Teenagers, And Board Newlyweds. -- "Laughs Unlimited

Parents: People Who Bear Infants, Bore Teenagers, And Board Newlyweds. -- "Laughs Unlimited

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Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.
-- "Laughs Unlimited"

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Movies: A place where people talk behind your back. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Optimist: A male who thinks she won't try. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Sunbathing: A fry in the ointment. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Minuteman: A fellow who can make it to the refrigerator and back with a sandwich while the commercial is on television.
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Pedestrian: A guy who is sure there is still gas in the tank when the gauge points to "Empty".
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Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all you do to prevent it.
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Tactless Person: Someone who says what everyone else is thinking. -- "Laughs Unlimited
People who say nothing is impossible don't have teenagers.
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.