Minuteman: A Fellow Who Can Make It To The Refrigerator And Back With A Sandwich While The Commercial Is On Television.

Minuteman: A Fellow Who Can Make It To The Refrigerator And Back With A Sandwich While The Commercial Is On Television.

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Minuteman: A fellow who can make it to the refrigerator and back with a
sandwich while the commercial is on television.
-- "Laughs Unlimited"

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