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Optimist: A Male Who Thinks She Won't Try. -- "Laughs Unlimited
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Optimist: A male who thinks she won't try.
-- "Laughs Unlimited"
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She who hesitates is won.
An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb will not have a hydrant beside it.
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