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  It seems to make a lot of sense: 80% of the people use 20% of the features....
• I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn.
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  [reads] Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad....
• Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean. Rick: Hey.
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• Learn a new word today.
• Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Prese
  ) Good evening. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up....
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  The victim is expected to make a full recovery, although psychiatrists warn that the incident may scar him emotionally for life....