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• Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore.
• Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a newspaper can always print a retraction.
  -- Adlai E. Stevenso...
• If a man writes a better book, preaches a better sermo
  or beds a better whore than his neighbor, though he builds his domicile deep in the woods, the world will beat a path to his door to find out who the better whore was....
• A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't.
• There was a young lady named Hall, Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
  The dress caught on fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section, and all....
• Ever notice that IMHO sounds a lot like `I'm a whore'?
  hat's why every time you see those letters you should think `Who's the pimp?...
• Science is the whore of industry and the handmaiden of war. -- Edward Abbey
• What most men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
• Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy
  Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper....