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• Marge: Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of "Johnny Tremaine".
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• Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
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• Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
  Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....
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