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People Keep Telling Me That I Do Not Have A Sense Of Humor, And I Don't Think That Is Funny At All, Not One Little Bit.
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People keep telling me that I do not have a sense of humor, and I don't
think that is funny at all, not one little bit.
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Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her.
-- Andy Capp...
Woof! Gasp! Choke! yes, I do have people telling me all the time.
A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
I have a fine sense of ridiculous, but no sense of humor. -- Edward Albee
People keep asking, what must I do to be a candidate for Vice President, and I keep telling them.
...nothing...nothing...nothing......
I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird.
However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....