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An Executive Is A Person Who Always Decides; Sometimes He Decides Correctly, But He Always Decides.
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An executive is a person who always decides;
sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.
-- John H. Patterson
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The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
-- Henri-Frederic Amiel...
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Theory guides, experiment decides.
Every man is the architect of his own life. He builds it just the way he wants it.
However, after he has built what he wants, he sometimes decides that he doesn't like what he has built and looks for someone or something to blame instead of changing himself....
Blessed is that individual who, having nothing on his mind, decides not to share this vast state of wordy nothingness with us in a public display.
You cannot keep a fully grown chimpanzee in the house.
If he decides to throw himself at you out of affection he can easily knock you down the stairs....
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Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million men.
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An executive is a person who is always annoying the hired help by asking them to do things.