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• Not long ago, there was a little Cajun boy that brought himself in the house.
  And like all little boys, first thing he did, he yell, "Momma!...
• Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
  Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....
• Your aims are high, and you are capable of much damage.
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
• If you need a spoon, keep one around. Carry a thermos to help wash it down.
  Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out - use it for spackle or bathroom grout....
• Belle: [through intercom] Who is it? Ned: Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am.
  Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?...
• One day this guy is finally fed up with his middle-class existence and decides to do something about it.
  He calls up his best friend, who is a mathematical genius....
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
• If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.