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• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Well the hours are good, but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy" - Vogon guard.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• My God, you're talking about a positive mental attitude and you haven't even had your planet demolished today.
  I woke up this morning and thought I'd have a nice relaxed day, do a bit of reading, brush the dog....
• Probability factor of one to one... we have normality, I repeat we have normality.
  Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem....
• >consult guide about Earth Mostly harmless. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place.
  You'll need to have this fish in your ear. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Nuts to your white mice" - Zaphod (SNAG eh?) -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Your arrival on the planet has caused considerable excitement.
  It has already been hailed, so I gather, as the third most improbable event in the history of the Universe....
• If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and expain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.
  Douglas Adams. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...