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People who eat snails are slime!!
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I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. -- Robert Aboud
0021 Do you eat slime-molds? -- from THE HACKER TEST
Save the snails!
If people who eat vegetables are called vegetarians, then shouldn't cannibals be called humanitarians?
Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?
is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime mold!...
People who write on shit house walls Roll their shit into little balls People who read these words of wit Eat the little balls of shit.
There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
In China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
A legend in his own slime.