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Perhaps This Disgusting Degraded Creature Is Some Sort Of Blessing In Disguise?
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Perhaps this disgusting degraded creature is some sort of blessing
in disguise?
Well, if he is, it's a very _good_ disguise.
-- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality
Related:
I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
'...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
Yes, yes, but he'd be fabulously rewarded. Money...
itles...castles... ...a coffin... -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...
You're perfectly safe... Hoorah!! ...Until six o'clock tonight.
Hooroo. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality...
Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual? Yes, sir.
It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about....
Edmund Blackadder: After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?
Prince George:No. -- Blackadder, Duel and Duality...
He's mad. He's mad! He's madder than mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr Madman competition.
-- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
Unbless'd thy hand, if in this low disguise Wander, perhaps, some inmate of the skies.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xvii, Line 576...
A poignant plea, sir, enough to melt the stoniest of hearts, but the answer, I'm afraid, must remain, 'You're going to die, fat pig'.
-- Edmund to George : Duel and Duality...