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You're perfectly safe...
Hoorah!!
...Until six o'clock tonight.
Hooroo.
-- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
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itles...castles... ...a coffin... -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...
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'...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered in my ear.
..that they loved me. And what happened after you woke up, sir?...
Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual? Yes, sir.
It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about....
Perhaps this disgusting degraded creature is some sort of blessing in disguise?
Well, if he is, it's a very _good_ disguise. -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...
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I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
A poignant plea, sir, enough to melt the stoniest of hearts, but the answer, I'm afraid, must remain, 'You're going to die, fat pig'.
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