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• Permit me to introduce myself. My name's Dracula, Lord of the Undead.
  God, I do love the way that sounds. -- "Dinosaurs For Hire...
• Besides, my teeth aren't what they used to be. I have some weird degenerate gum disease.
  It turns out even the Undead have to floss....
• I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30.
  It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway....
• Do you know yesterday I saw a fox in Picadilly? -- Mike Yates, INVASION OF THE DINOSAURS
• And what you didn't give away, you spent on wild parties, young girls, and every drug you could get your hands on.
  "Every pill I took kept it out of some kid's hands!...
• If it wasn't for cable TV, I would have to hire a babysitter.
• Intriguing. I did not know humans were so capable. -- Data
• Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
• To Smokers: I didn't know that they were forecasting fog this morning.