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Phil, on Murphy Brown, philosophizing about having children:
"Teenagers--God's punishment for enjoying sex."
Related:
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children.
Life is the other way around. -- David Lodge...
Literature is mostly about sex and not much about having children and life is the other way round.
-- David Lodge, "The British Museum is Falling Dow...
Murphy Brown can spell potato.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex. -- Murphy's laws on sex
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Sex has no calories. -- Murphy's laws on sex
There is no god, and Murphy is his prophet.
People are still having sex.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard