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I Believe In Making The World Safe For Our Children, But Not Our Children's Children, Because I Don't Think Children Should Be Having Sex.
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's
children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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