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Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It. -- Lewis Grizzard
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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
-- Lewis Grizzard
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The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in. -- Lewis Grizzard...
Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but "Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen.
Especially do not eat in a restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors "Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food....
You Threw Up on the Carpet of My Love. -- Lewis Grizzard
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard...
Never tell a woman she doesn't look good in some article of clothing she has just purchased.
-- Lewis Grizzard...
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard
They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard
Women are a sex by themselves. -- Beerbohm.
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard...