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• My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
  He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk said, "For room and board, sir....
• Burns: Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
  Smithers: I'll call security, sir. Burns: Excellent....
• Smithers, I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!
  -- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
• Man: [quietly] Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls.
  ..where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust....
• A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon.
  They were supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't stay two weeks, they stayed one night....
• Lions in the street and roaming, Dogs in heat, rabid, foaming, A beast caged in the heart of the city.
  The body of his mother lying in the summer ground, He fled the town....
• In his college days, Dan Quayle was not all that smart.
  Once, he stayed up all night, simply studying for a blood test....
• He who findeth sensuous splendor in the hot pink bodys of luscious damsels is not righteous.