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• Please don't put your cigarette butts in the urinal! It makes them soggy and hard to light.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light.
  Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger....
• Why do smokers think they have the right to litter the world with cigarette butts?
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• Symptom: Floor swaying. Fault: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey game in progress.
  Action Required: Insert broom handle down back of jacket....
• ... Has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous To Your Health
• The cockroaches are revolting.
• I have a discussion topic I'd like to throw on the floor.
• Throw yourself on the floor, so I don't have to beat you down!