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Please feel welcome until further notice.
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Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
-- Sign seen at a swimming pool...
If it's so safe to fly, why do they give you an hour of instructions when you get on the plane?
Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous to travel--like the New York City subway system....
All ships will be in a holding pattern till further notice.
Welcome to the jungle. Please observe our laws.
Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing...
Please feel free to leave me messages.
Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
-- Sign in a Tokyo hotel...
THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH. (If you have already settled this account, please disregard this notice.
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