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You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment.
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field servoid [play on `android'] /fee'ld ser'voyd/ n.
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All our taglines are busy Sir. One will be with you shortly...
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Ami