You Have Reached The Offices Of The Planet Zarton. All Our Agents Are Busy Undermining The Governments Of The Earth And Cannot Come To Phone At The Moment.

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You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our
agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and
cannot come to phone at the moment. However, your name and
number can be left at the tone and a representative will gladly
contact you shortly to arrange for your assimilation into the
new order. Long groblint the ultimate blenstron.
-- Answering machine madness - science fiction

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