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(Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang)...Ah.
(intrigued) What is it?
...A _stick_.
-- Edmund, Queenie and Melchett : Potato
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Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.
Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation....
Quick! Melchett's dying! We must do something! Of course.
..Some sort of celebration... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
I have taken the liberty, ma'am, of drawing up a list of suitable candidates.
Good-oh. Let's hear it. Ahem. List..for the Post.....
I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
.. Well!...I never knew he had it in him... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
Splice me timbers, Sir Walter, it's bucko to see you, old matey!
! ...I'm sorry? She says 'Hello'. -- Queenie, Raleigh and Edmund : Potato...
When the night is dark And the dogs go...bark When the clouds are black And the ducks go.
..quack When the sky is blue And the cows go...mooo Think of lovely Queenie She'll be thinking of you....
Three hours of bluff seaman's talk about picking the weevils out of biscuits and drinking urine is not my idea of entertainment.
-- Edmund to Melchett : Potato...