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Prayers are always answered. The answer is usually no.
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The real answer is always hidden.
May God answer all your prayers -- then mistake your worst enemy for you.
When the gods choose to punish us, they merely answer our prayers. -- Oscar Wilde
OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!
The obvious answer is always overlooked. -- Whitehead's Law
Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer is always overlooked.
Most important discoveries or creations are accidental
it is usually while seeking the answer to one question that we come across the answer to another....
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
mu /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
. Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....