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PRESCRIPTION, N. A Physician's Guess At What Will Best Prolong The Situation With Least Harm To The Patient.
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PRESCRIPTION, n. A physician's guess at what will best prolong the
situation with least harm to the patient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of the disease by the patient's pulse and purse.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
GOUT, n. A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
He laughs best who laughs least. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
PLEASURE, n. The least hateful form of dejection. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
This disease, like _caries_ and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditio...
RED-SKIN, n. A North American Indian, whose skin is not red -- at least not on the outside.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
MARTYR, n. One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary