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• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
  -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Ah, what's this? Unless I'm much mistaken, a hammer and a chisel!
  You are much mistaken. ...A pencil and a miniature trumpet....
• Do you know what the penalty is for disobeying orders, Blackadder?
  Um...courtmartial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?...
• A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
  Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume....
• Quite frankly sir, I've suspected this for some time.
  Clearly Captain Blackadder has been disobeying orders with a breath-taking impertinence....
• You mustn't do that to me, sir, because that...is a borgeious act of repression, sir.
  .....What? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• Tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip. Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?
  Permission to speak. ............... Answer the General, Baldrick....