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• Quite frankly sir, I've suspected this for some time.
  Clearly Captain Blackadder has been disobeying orders with a breath-taking impertinence....
• You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
  And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
• Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
  . ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
  I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
• Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
  ..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
• When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
  And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
• In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
  You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....
• Ah, what's this? Unless I'm much mistaken, a hammer and a chisel!
  You are much mistaken. ...A pencil and a miniature trumpet....
• What wise words from the world's greatest defence council?
  ...(reads) ...'Dear Mother'...unusual start... -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...