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Programmer: Red Eyed Mumbling Mammal, Capable Of Communicating With Inanimate Objects.
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Programmer:
Red eyed mumbling mammal, capable of communicating with inanimate objects.
-- Computing Definition
Related:
Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio
Low Order Position: The programmer's location in the chain of command. -- Computing Definitio
On-Line: Programmer trying to deal rationally on phone with management at 9pm.
-- Computing Definitio...
Battling inanimate objects is pointless.
Breakpoint: The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.
-- Computing Definitio...
Crash: What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.
-- Computing Definitio...
Off-Line: Uncharitable remarks programmer makes to wife or husband upon being phoned at 9pm to come in because system just crashed.
-- Computing Definitio...
External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects. -- Charles P. Boyle