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• PROGRESS: Medieval man thought disease was caused by invisible demons invading the body and taking possession of it.
  Modern man knows disease is caused by microscopic bacteria and viruses invading the body and causing it to malfunction....
• Psychology is a fairly modern disease discovered by a man named Floyd.
• HELP! Man trapped in a human body!
• I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
• EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head.
  It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes....
• There will not be a murky ending. -- President George Bush, prior to invading Iraq
• The desire of power in excess caused angels to fall
  he desire of knowledge in excess caused man to fall...
• PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Goodbye, Jefferson, you'll never know how much trouble you caused. -- The Man Who Came To Dinne