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• PROGRESS: Medieval man thought disease was caused by invisible demons invading the body and taking possession of it.
  Modern man knows disease is caused by microscopic bacteria and viruses invading the body and causing it to malfunction....
• Guards, beat this man brutally for daring to try to confuse me!" -- Floyd Farland
• This strange disease of modern life, With its sick hurry.
  -- Matthew Arnold (1822-1888), "The Scholar-Gipsy" (1853) l. 201...
• First the good news--you're going to have a disease named after you. -- M.D. to patie
• And on the 8th day Man, unable to cope, discovered drugs.
• I was poking around on my filesystem the other day, and discovered a directory named /vaporware.
  It was emtpy....
• Modern man has lost the option of silence.
• This quote weighs most heavily on the mind when contemplating an action whilst consuming far too much alcohol.
  Especially if Pink Floyd is playing in the background....