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• Act immature at least three times a day.
• Try to swallow at least three times a day.
• Statisticians do it with large numbers.
• Once upon a time there were three brothers who were knights in a certain kingdom.
  And, there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom who was of marriageable age....
• If you would eat well in England, you must eat breakfast three times a day. -- W. Somerset Maugham
• The Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
  -- Old Testament -- Numbers xxii, 28...
• He laughs at every joke three times... once when it's told, once when it's explained, and once when he understands it.
• Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week.
  Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up....
• The new baby is like royalty, he's the prince of wails.