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• PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
  CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not getting hit by various objects falling from the sky.
  CON: Not being able to throw rocks and other harmful objects off tall buildings in the city....
• PRO: Not getting burned when you put your hand on the stove.
  CON: Not being able to laugh at other people burning their hands on the stove....
• PRO: Not having to worry about your health. CON: Not having your health to worry about.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not being able to catch AIDS. CON: Not being able to laugh at all the sick people.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You won't be wondering your ass off about what stupid foreigners are saying.
  CON: You can't give the stupid foreigner wrong directions! -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
  You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to get up from your comfortable lounge chair.
  CON: Not being able to change the T.V. to see that porno flick that everyone is raving about....
• PRO: No more being sick or unhappy. CON: Not being able to get out of things you don't want to do because you are sick or unhappy.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...