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PRO: Not Having To Get Up From Your Comfortable Lounge Chair.
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PRO: Not having to get up from your comfortable lounge chair.
CON: Not being able to change the T.V. to see that porno flick that
everyone is raving about.
-- Pros and Cons of Death
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PRO: Not having to dress up in a suit and tie. CON
Not being able to wear your old levis and favorite shirt. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not having to worry about your health. CON: Not having your health to worry about.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not spending the night in the tank. CON: Not being able to cause general mayhem in your neighborhood.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not being able to catch AIDS. CON: Not being able to laugh at all the sick people.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more butthole skatboarders. CON: Not being able to clothesline em.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not experiencing fear. CON: Not being able to inflict fear. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: Not having to see others bad taste on the same wall.
CON: Not painting your favorite groups on a large white wall. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more being sick or unhappy. CON: Not being able to get out of things you don't want to do because you are sick or unhappy.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....