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• PRO: Not having to get up from your comfortable lounge chair.
  CON: Not being able to change the T.V. to see that porno flick that everyone is raving about....
• PRO: Not having to see others bad taste on the same wall.
  CON: Not painting your favorite groups on a large white wall. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to dress up in a suit and tie. CON
  Not being able to wear your old levis and favorite shirt. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
  CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
• PRO: Not having to go christmas shopping. CON: Not getting anything in return.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to talk to the local losers. CON: No more friends across the country.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You won't be wondering your ass off about what stupid foreigners are saying.
  CON: You can't give the stupid foreigner wrong directions! -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not spending the night in the tank. CON: Not being able to cause general mayhem in your neighborhood.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...