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• QWK! QWK! QWK!" -- Mating Call Of The Mail Duck
• What is a blonde's mating call? "I'm SOOO drunk!" [giggle]
• There are as many styles of magic as there are magicians.
  While much of magic is gaudy, noisy, and easily appreciated by the masses, it goes without saying that some of the finest sorcery is also the most subtle...
• Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: I think I'm drunk.
  Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde? A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk!...
• Some call it lazyness, I call it DEEP THOUGHT...
• Ned: May the best man win. Homer: "May the best man win.
  The mating call of the loser! -- From one who should know, "Dead Putting Society...
• It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating.
• Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.
• WNR: Write Noisy Record