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• Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: I think I'm drunk.
  Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde? A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk!...
• Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
  It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
• What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
• What is a cosmic giggle?
• Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
  L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
• A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
• QWK! QWK! QWK!" -- Mating Call Of The Mail Duck
• Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
  One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help....
• I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!