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• What is a blonde's mating call? "I'm SOOO drunk!" [giggle]
• Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
  It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
• Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
  L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
• I meant what I said --- I think.
• I'm not so think as you drunk I am!
• Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
  Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A...
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: What does it matter?
  He can't come anyway. [I got a dog with no legs -- I call him Cigarette....
• What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
• Q: "If you think I tormented you in the past, my little friends, wait until see what I do with you now!
  Q2: "Q..." Q: "I was just seeing if you were...still watching." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...