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• PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
  CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
  You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You won't be around to get bothered by kids in a nursing home.
  CON: You can't go to your local nursing home and bother the old people....
• PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
  CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
• PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
  20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more wrapping it around a tree and getting killed (again).
  CON: No more going 105 down the road in the BMW. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more being sick or unhappy. CON: Not being able to get out of things you don't want to do because you are sick or unhappy.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You will never have to work another day for eternity.
  CON: You will never have the opportunity to spend the money you have made over your lifetime....