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PRO: You Will Never Have Another Hangover, Nor Forget What You Did Last Night.
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PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last
night.
CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again.
-- Pros and Cons of Death
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PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
PRO: You can't get chlorine or salt in your eyes again.
CON: You can't swim in a pool or the ocean ever again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: You will never have to work another day for eternity.
CON: You will never have the opportunity to spend the money you have made over your lifetime....
PRO: You won't be a victim of violent, bloody, painful crime.
CON: You won't be able to kill or attack! -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more being sick or unhappy. CON: Not being able to get out of things you don't want to do because you are sick or unhappy.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not spending the night in the tank. CON: Not being able to cause general mayhem in your neighborhood.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not getting burned when you put your hand on the stove.
CON: Not being able to laugh at other people burning their hands on the stove....