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• Rashness attends youth, as prudence does old age. -- Cicero
• A widow is more sought after than an old maid of the same age. -- Addiso
• When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary. -- Balzac
• A fool and her money are soon courted.
• A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope
  o an old maid, charity. -- V.P. Skippe...
• Three stories high, long, dull, and old, As great lords' stories often are.
  -- George Colman, the Younger (1762-1836) -- The Maid of the Moo...
• OLD MAID -- a girl of advanced years who has gone through life with no hits, no runs, and no errors.