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When There Is An Old Maid In The House, A Watch Dog Is Unnecessary. -- Balzac
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When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary.
-- Balzac
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When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary. -- Balzac
Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
Cats sit in laps because it's warm there. They don't care if it's you or the radiator, so it certainly was a compliment when the owner said the cat liked me.
Who had this cat met that it was comparing me to? The maid?...
Todd: [watches `Gomer Pyle' on television] Ned: Is this &l
all> he watches? Maude: Well, he used to watch `Davey and Goliath', but he thought the idea of a talking dog was blasphemous....
HOUSE, n. A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beelte, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus and microbe.
_House of Correction_, a place of reward for political and personal service, and for the detention of offenders and appropriations....
Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Balzac
A widow is more sought after than an old maid of the same age. -- Addiso