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  -- Zoso...
• Portable, adj.: Survives system reboot.
• VM system programmers do it virtually all the time
• Portable - When referring to hardware: Has a handle and weighs less than 100 pounds.
  But note that most portable computers require an electrical outlet....
• Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe.
  Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe....
• Only a vaRool would use such language in public. Rike
• I believe the use of noise to make music will increase until we reach a music produced through the aid of electrical instruments which will make available for musical purposes any and all sounds that can be heard.
  -- composer John Cage, 1937...