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• There is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Punctuality is disappointing if no one is there to appreciate it.
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• In order not to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.
  -- Don Marqui...
• One of the most important things to remember about infant care i
  ever change diapers in midstream. -- Don Marqui...
• A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't? -- Don Marqui