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• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Middle age is that time when a man thinks that within a week or two, perhaps even three, he will be as good as ever.
• There is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble.
  -- Don Marqui...
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. -- Don Marqui
• If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve.
  -- Don Marqui...
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!