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Put The Cuffs On Him, Sis!
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Put the cuffs on him, sis!
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I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....