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I Don't Think They Could Put Him In A Mental Hospital.
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"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other
hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
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I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
QOTD: "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
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Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
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I'd like to buy him for what I think he is worth, and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.