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An Optimist Is A Driver Who Thinks That Empty Space At The Curb Will Not Have A Hydrant Beside It.
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An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb
will not have a hydrant beside it.
Related:
An optimist is one who thinks that Schrodinger's cat is half alive.
Optimist: A male who thinks she won't try. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by blowing horn.
I find myself beside a stream of empty thought.
Space is empty because 9/10ths of it is missing.
The only realities are the atoms and empty space.
He who says disk space is free, thinks money grows on directory tree.
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kah