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• Wanted, Dead or Alive: Schrodinger's Cat.
• An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb will not have a hydrant beside it.
• Optimist: A male who thinks she won't try. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• How do you get Schrodinger's Cat _into_ the box?
• Schrodinger's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
• Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by blowing horn.
• Cecil, you're my final hope Of finding out the true Straight Dope For I have been reading of Schrodinger's cat But none of my cats are at all like that.
  This unusual animal (so it is said) Is simultaneously alive and dead!...
• A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard